In the end, everyone learns their lesson. It may have taken me a while, but I was new to this backwards sandbox they call Arizona and enjoyed meeting new people, despite how crazy, weird, arrogant, alcoholic, deceitful, overweight, boring, and all around fucked up they turned out to be. Call me retarded, but it was a great learning experience and a great way to polish my social skills in a variety of settings.

So, with great pride, I give you my final online dating horror story. I saved the best for last: Internet Dating Horror Story #4

Computard Almighty

It’s difficult to tell what drives a man to continue with something that, thus far, has made him miserable. Is it stupidity? I don’t think I am a stupid person. Maybe it’s ignorance. In my case, I say it is definitely optimisim. Yup, definitely ignorance…

In any case, having decided that maybe if I kept trying I would meet my “perfect match” online, I decided to keep trying with the internet dating thing. I figured it was like shopping for produce (horrible analogy, I know): you have to pick through the bad ones to find the good ones.

So here it is: Internet Dating Horror Story #3.

Enjoy yourselves. Laugh at my pain.

The Computard

So after that first catastrophe that with me learning about the futility of judging someone by a headshot and finding that there are varying degrees of “about average”, I decided to give internet dating another go. I figured that being more superficial about who I picked would probably enable me to find a better woman.

Don’t judge me.

And it did… well, as far as looks go anyways. Read about it here: Internet Dating Horror Story #2

Word to ya mutha,

Vanilla Computard

Believe it or not, I haven’t always been the ladies man that I am today (I can hear you laughing). A few years back, when my ex and I divorced and I first moved out to this backwards rock called Arizona, I had difficulty meeting people of the opposite sex.

My best friend, who by this time was hopelessly whipped by a woman who didn’t like me much, suggested the whole internet dating thing.

I thought it was a fabulous idea.

I am an idiot.

Anyways, the best thing to come out of my internet dating experience is that I had severaql experiences worth writing about. So click the link here to check the first episode out: Internet Dating Horror Story #1.

Enjoy my pain,

C-Tizzle