Wow… that title is a mouth full, isn’t it?

So this is the next big focus of the Computard’s day job. Basically I write informative articles about medical and health related products and technology, that the company I work for just happens to carry. It’s actually a blast because I get to throw the occasional dry humor and/or wit in my writing, and I get to research some pretty interesting shite.

But the main focus of me writing those articles is to drive sales to our web site. Besides being loaded with products that we carry, which happen to be the best on the market, they include links to our website and our blogs. Those links, coupled with links in the blog pages, boost the overall rankings of the web site. In the end, that makes our company show up higher on the list when you Google fascinating devices such “Aquaguard Pool Alarm System” (which, by the way, everyone with a pool should own).

If you’re reading this blog, chances are you have read my articles on internet dating here (and if you haven’t, then you should). I also do the same thing for work about health related issues and technology like Far Infrared Heat Therapy, Sleep Apnea/CPAP Machines, Stroke, and Back Pain Relief without Medication. All in all it is pretty interesting stuff, which is important for me. I have to be interested in what I am doing, or I can’t focus. Once I had to go through a 4 week training class for customer service job at a major credit card company – it was so boring, I actually fell asleep sitting right next to my supervisor.

Anyways, we’ll see how well this Search Engine Whatnot through Article Whodafuck Cares and Something-something of Web Content works out. If anyone has any tips, I am all ears.

Computard

Does anyone else out there have Windows Vista? Are you sure you want to answer this question? Are you sure you want to answer that question? Anyone who has Windows Vista knows what I am referring to.

You know that guy at work who constantly second-guesses everything you do, even though you know with 100% certainty exactly what you are doing, and he’s not even your boss to beging with, he just likes to think he is? That’s what Vista reminds me of everytime it asks me if I have authorized a program to run, even though I just clicked the f-ing button!! Absurd, isn’t it? And this is coming from a full-fledged computard.

So how do you deal with that guy? Well in my case, I drove him up the wall in every way I could think of until he decided to transfer to another department. Relentless jokes about his mother, random “additions” to his coffee cup when he wasn’t looking, and one more prank that I really shouldn’t mention… oh what the hell, we put threw a stink bomb through his open car window… finally drove this a-hole to leave. Unfortunately, Windows Vista is like a version of that guy who has no mother, doesn’t drink coffee or any other beverage, and loves the smell of stink bombs. People at work tell me that I should pay to down-grade to Windows XP.

Can you believe that? When I bought this new laptop I thought I was getting a great deal by having Vista included, but it looks like I need to downgrade if I don’t want to deal with the quirks (or BS) that goes along with Microsoft’s latest abomination.

Ain’t that a bish.

Computard out.