In the end, everyone learns their lesson. It may have taken me a while, but I was new to this backwards sandbox they call Arizona and enjoyed meeting new people, despite how crazy, weird, arrogant, alcoholic, deceitful, overweight, boring, and all around fucked up they turned out to be. Call me retarded, but it was a great learning experience and a great way to polish my social skills in a variety of settings.
So, with great pride, I give you my final online dating horror story. I saved the best for last: Internet Dating Horror Story #4
Computard Almighty
I just wanted to say thanks for the chuckles about your internet dating fiascos. I have had several similar situations. I finally decided there was a reason for people to do “online” dating…they were desperate…but wait a minute…that makes me desperate. No, no, no, just cautiously optimistic and now disappointed but wiser.
Anyway, it’s good to know that the dishonesty (old photos), alcoholism (don’t even get me started), and baggage (not just a carry-on) are not all one-sided.
Back to the old way of meeting “quality” single men, waiting on them to ride up to my house on their white horse and riding off under the rainbow to a land of unicorns. I know, put the crack pipe down right?
Thanks again,
T